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PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKEN TRASH. Would you go up to a horse shit and say hi? No. So why is it any different to talking to Douglas. It’s a fucking waste of time. He’s a fucking asshole who thinks he’s hot, but he’s the ugliest bitch you will ever fucking meet. Commonly Asian, so don’t let him drive you anywhere If you don’t wanna be in a car accident but i mean if you want to die or get brain damage, then go the fuck ahead. Douglas, you are an asshole, you aren’t cool so i don’t know why you think you are. You need to realise that treating people the way you do will not get you anywhere in the future. So if you could fucken get it together that would be great. 👍🏼
John: hey Douglas
Horse shit on ground: *no response*
John: oh shit sorry i thought you were Douglas. My mistake. Have a nice day 🥴
The sexiest mother fucker in all existence. Has a huge heart and a bigger cock than any other man in existence. He is an absolute sex machine
I just got douged by a guy named Douglas and it was amazing!
A guy who's totally a d*ck, doesn't care about anyone but himself, probably w a god-like personality. Has a big penis tho
Person 1: I think Douglas is really handsome!
Person 2: He kicked a dog yesterday Jessi
He will fuck your mother so watch out for that…;) he will also try to fuck your grandma but she will die from how sexy he is a Douglas is natural beautiful and sexy in every way possible he will try many things but still your girl is one of them so just protect her trust me;(…but long story short he is a beautiful sexy man with one of the biggest dick you will ever see in your life so if you have a Douglas in your life take real good care of him;)
This is the name of a man that will hunt down any girl he sets his sights on and he'll stop at nothing intill he gets that ass
Only if the girl is under 10 years of age
Also this man can be incredibly gay
NO DOUGLAS LEAVE HER ALONE YOU GAY BOI
If Douglas was rubbed the wrong way, he can be a jerk. However, most of the times he is very genuine, loving, sweet, and funny. I like his vibe. He has a lot of humour.
Girl: Hey, look it's Douglas
Other girl: Yes, I love Douglas. He is super cool and funny.