Day Drinking

Drinking Alcohol during the day. Usually between 11:30 AM and 6:00 PM. As long as the sun has been up and you've been drinking or your drunk before the sun goes down.

Yo man, Let's go to the beach and do some day drinking before that party tonight!

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Grape Drink

Sugar + Water + Purple = Grape Drink

white guy: do you want some grape juice
Black guy: nigga, what the fuck is juice? Pour me some grape drink baby

Sunny D Commercial:
kid 1: what do you got to drink?
(kid 2 opens fridge)
kid 2: ok, we got some soda, some purple stuff, and Sunny D
all the white kids in unison: SUNNY D?!!!
(white kids maul the Sunny D)
black kid in the back: (says lightly to himself) I want the purple stuff...

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Drinking Age

Something that is retarded in the United States. You can thank Reagan and MADD for that.

"The Drinking Age is 19 in Canada, which is acceptable. Here it's 21 because conservatism.

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drinking comfy

when you get back to your residence and decide to crack some brews, you take off the work clothes and throw on some sweats to get drinking comfy

I got back to my dorm and needed to unwind after a tough day of class, so I threw on my basketball shorts and got myself drinking comfy.

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The Refreshing Drink

The act of inserting a straw down the uretha of a penis while the recipitant pleasures himself, and just before releasing his liquid explosion, he places the opposite end of the straw into his mouth resulting in a tasty, protein fuelled refreshing drink.

John: "You' re looking really buff recently Terry."
Terry: Yeah, must be the refreshing drinks I've been taking."

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Peebz drink

Deceptively making a drink for oneself in a group of friends, blatantly ignoring others in need of a drink.
Can also be used in many other circumstances involving any other activity done selfishly.

Ie, hogging a computer game = 'Peebz game!!'

I can't believe you just made a Peebz drink!

Oh, made a Peebz drink for yourself have you?

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Spooky Drink

A mixture of water and dry ice. When mixed, a spooky fog spills from the glass. You will suffocate if you drink it.

We told Ted not to drink the spooky drink, but he did and now he's in the hospital.

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