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A term referring to an earring used to stretch your ear piercing. Examples are tapers, plugs, tunnels, and spirals.
Any jewelry used to stretch and/or maintain a stretch of your lobes is an ear expander.
A common mistake when referring to an ear expander is calling it a gauge (plural: gauges.) "Gauge" refers to a size such as 12G or 00G.
Correctly referring to your ear expanders takes you from hipster to knowledgeable body modifier.
I just bought new ear expanders.
My ear expanders are Sono wood plugs.
I cant hear you that jake paul song gave me ear cancer !
When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart
Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart
The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.
'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'
Is a very aromatic oily substance found at the ear crack which smells similar to toe jam.
ear burgers:
Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."
Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.