a red and swollen ear on only one side of the head - from holding a stupid cell phone up to it all day long.
I had to start using my speakerphone because my cell ear got so bad.
1. Synonym for the cocktail party effect, wherein you cannot hear someone speaking audibly, because it is hard to focus on one voice when surrounded by other conversations.
Could you speak up? I have bar ear!
When a person ejaculates into another's ear canal
It was such a good night, he gave me an ear icing
When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart
Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart
The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.
'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'
Is a very aromatic oily substance found at the ear crack which smells similar to toe jam.