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A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.
Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.
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OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate
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Also known as (P.E.A) The process of when right after a man ejaculates, a trigger occurs and the man's mind and emotions are completely clear. After ejaculating they do not care about anyone or anything and has a huge impact on there decision making. Thats why most guys leave after sex or feel very comfortable around there partner. It is also used as a defense mechanism against women. You see women posses the power of manipulation threw emotions, while guys posses the power of clearing out emotions, but only threw ejaculation.
I had a bad case of Post-Ejaculation Apathy thats why me and maria aren't together anymore.
Did you just not want to be with her or did you have a Post-Ejaculation Apathy?
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When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.
Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.
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When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.
Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.
ejaculation not into the vagina but outside it in order to prevent pregnancy and STD.
He always practises extra-vaginal ejaculation lest she should get pregnant.
When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.
Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.
Girl: I'm Lisa.
Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.
Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>
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