Eli

Eli is an awesome boyfriend and friend. He is usually gay and is very smart, funny, good at listening to other people's problems, he can be depressed time to time. He's also humble, kind, honest, outgoing and he know when people are lying to him. If you are friends with an Eli you're lucky. If you're dating an Eli never let him go. Eli loves his family a lot. Eli also has a ginormous penis. If you are an Eli I respect you a whole lot. So overall Eli is an amazing person.

I love Eli so much he is amazing

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eli

eli is the gayest kid you will ever meet

I have no words for Eli he is to gay

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Eli

the sexiest, funniest, most loving man on earth, amazing in bed, has a huge dick, but also just wants love. he's very romantic, in both the sexual and cute way. he loves cuddles and kisses, but when hes in the mood he can destroy your insides.

omg Eli is so perfect, hes hot, hes romantic, and has a huge dick. sometimes all i can think about is fucking him!

Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.

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Eli

The GAYEST friend a your lunch table, possibly drinks own sperm.. and others.

Eli is GAY

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eli

A very bright, lovely and adorable person. Have so many good qualities that you always can discover and it's a funny person that you will never get tired. This person is also very seductive and will have a lot of people wanting to be with her. In general it is a very talented person, with a broad set of skills and competencies. Have a natural and labored talent for art in its many forms. This person have a caring heart and a empathetic mind, always worried about people and big social problems and challenges. If you want to have a good laugh and beautiful memories, keep this person around.

eli found that japanese song I wanted

I want to be like eli when I grow up

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Eli

An idiot.

Person A: "I got Eli in my class."
Person B: "That sucks, man."

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Eli

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* a 12 year old who thinks she knows anything and everything. She doesn't respect her elder and is extremely rude. She only hates on men and is a solo stan. If you meet an Eli in your life run , because she will ruin it. Her favorite words are probably Coral Cunt. She also gets triggered when you make fun of her age. *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Did you see that Eli girl? She literally snorts crack........

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