idk wtf these people are talking about i'm an eric and i'm an asshole
"hey eric"
'hey'
"alright seeya then"
'k bye'
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Eric is a sexy beast, he is hot and has a big dick. Eric is the best in bed and is honestly a great guy. Every girl wishes to suck his huge cock. If you ever meet Eric you better be careful as they are really tuff and strong. Eric is funny and has me squirting everytime. Eric is also Really athletic. If you ever meet a Eric make a move to get closer.
I want to suck Eric's Big Dick
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a big hunk of man with a fat ass who lovessss math and loves teaching kids it. even though heβs literally ass at it. he loves baby turtles and children and is a divorce and something of a pedo. NONE of his students likes him and he takes hella mental health days. can never remember to put his mask on
βohhh Eric! u forgot to put ur mask onβ
βcome on over and teach me some math baby ;)β
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Eric is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. He fails all his classes and has the mental capacity of a bee. He asks you a question about wether or not you like girls/ boys, and if you donβt answer or say you donβt have a crush he calls you gay.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.
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the largest faggot in existence. this piece of shit will make you immediately go deaf once you hear his voice. he will make highly sexual jokes about your little sister, disregarding her age. we will kill him. also thinks he is allowed to say the n-word even though he is as white as the nut he drinks. he also happens to be an absolute social outcast who somehow thinks he is cool. he is really an insecure piece of shit.
"hey have you seen eric recently?"
"thank God no. that little cocksucker better stay away from me"
"lmao same"
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Eric is a mentally retard person with a gay high pitch voice, that has scrawny glasses and is a little midget faggot. He likes to spend his time sucking dick and getting it from behind from his boyfriend Macro. Last he always wears blue cloths because he is a poor as person.
Why you such a Eric.
Stop being a Eric.
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The real meaning of Eric is a chav with a big dick and are extremely funny.
I wanna swallow Eric's 10 inch terrorist
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