a big hunk of man with a fat ass who lovessss math and loves teaching kids it. even though he’s literally ass at it. he loves baby turtles and children and is a divorce and something of a pedo. NONE of his students likes him and he takes hella mental health days. can never remember to put his mask on
“ohhh Eric! u forgot to put ur mask on”
“come on over and teach me some math baby ;)”
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Eric is the biggest piece of shit you will ever meet. He fails all his classes and has the mental capacity of a bee. He asks you a question about wether or not you like girls/ boys, and if you don’t answer or say you don’t have a crush he calls you gay.
Eric is also a short, fat and stupid kid.
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the largest faggot in existence. this piece of shit will make you immediately go deaf once you hear his voice. he will make highly sexual jokes about your little sister, disregarding her age. we will kill him. also thinks he is allowed to say the n-word even though he is as white as the nut he drinks. he also happens to be an absolute social outcast who somehow thinks he is cool. he is really an insecure piece of shit.
"hey have you seen eric recently?"
"thank God no. that little cocksucker better stay away from me"
"lmao same"
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Eric is a mentally retard person with a gay high pitch voice, that has scrawny glasses and is a little midget faggot. He likes to spend his time sucking dick and getting it from behind from his boyfriend Macro. Last he always wears blue cloths because he is a poor as person.
Why you such a Eric.
Stop being a Eric.
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The real meaning of Eric is a chav with a big dick and are extremely funny.
I wanna swallow Eric's 10 inch terrorist
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| érik |
verb
1 to tell 'no' to your own drugs but don't actually mean it; to eric
2 to tell 'no' to somebody's drugs but don't actually mean it; to eric somebody
1
A: Think I’ma quit weed.
B: Yo, but Brad just got some good stuff from Jessica’s brother!
A: Shit, time to eric!
2
A: My mom erics me so bad until she whips out her cigarettes and offers me one.
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