Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks
Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck“
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An amazing person. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for and more. He’s cute, adorable, funny, and most of all the biggest dork you will ever meet. If you have an Evan in your life make sure he knows how thankful you are that he’s around. Oh, and don’t let him go.
Hey is that dude an Evan?
Yeah of course he is, he’s the biggest dork I know.
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The hottest guy in the world. He is funny and has swarms if girls around him. He’s pretty much the best. Every girl loves him and want to be with him all the time.
I love Evan.
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The coolest guy on earth.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
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Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.
Evan is amazing at basketball
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Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!
“Omg i’m so lucky i have an Evan “
“Evan’s the hottest boy ever”
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