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1 When one is scratching thine ass and begins to tread into uncharted territory, resulting in getting your finger stuck in your ass; at which point the only solution for removal is to build up "pressure" by eating gassy foods.
2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.
My mom's friend's uncle's second cousin's gym teacher was out of school for three days once, recovering from a sudden exploding itchy.
Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
A way to describe how thin or tiny a chick is, in that she would explode if you had sex with her.
Damn, that girl is explodable!!!!
A deluxe exploding face is an exploding face, but you are able to climax and add your spunk to the event.
Your sister is so hot, I was able to give her a rare deluxe exploding face. I think I might be in love.
when you are very roasted or telling puns non-stop
1:
person1: ur mom gay
person2: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *explodes*
2:
person1: ur mom gay
person1: ur face shit
person1: ur so fat that you cant move ur fatty finger to answer me
person1: ur iq is negative
person1: *explodes*
person2: *cries intensifies*
When your man tits fill up with tit milk out of no where and you lose your penis so u become a girl, then your tits explode causing you to become a man again... Damn that was an awkward talk with your mom
Once in puberty I had exploding titties
When the pieces left after something breaks or is broken, are smaller than a quarter.
That frozen pumpkin would explodicate if you dropped it.