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1. yea, he’s a fucking failure. 2. what a fucking failure
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When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.
After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.
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When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.
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In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.
Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."
Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
Someone who never shows up to class and misses a ton of assignments in highschools
Wow Dalton you never show up to school so you must be a ... High school Failure
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When your doing something with your "Friend" and they really suck at it such as a team game which results in an insult due to their lack of ability to use their "brain power"
Man1: yo JD don't go in you might die
JD: sorry I'm too ignorant to listen so i will go in and die
Man1: NO JD!!!!!!....
Man2: omfg Epic failure Bro
Man3: YOUR STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS... EPIC FAILURE BRO