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Sexiest man on the earth. A straight stud that gets bitches. Unbelievable at baseball and has an unbelievable ass aka cake. Known too vamp (vampin) and receive neck. Also known for his huge muscles and his good looks. A white falcon is a stud and soars thru life.
Yo, you see white falcon hitting, he's mad good.
Dude, I saw white falcon soar into your moms bed the other day.
Nigga, my boy white falcon be coming at your neck, making u feel some type a way.
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Girl: I’m pregnant!
Guy: O Rly?!
Girl: Ya Rly!
Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!
Girl: OMG Noooooo
Guy: K thx bye (runs)
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A finishing sexual position. Bed doggystyle. When the male is in the process of ejaculation, he shouts, "FALCON PUNCH" and thrusts with all his might, consequently knocking his partner off of the bed and decreasing her stock by one.
"We were making love all night long in my room and it was so magical that I had to end it with a Falcon Punch. It was beautiful."
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When a man fornicates with a women and thrusts so hard that he hits and tilts a uterus.
Sean sent a girl to the hospital with a Falcon Thrust
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The act of a man above the age of 40 dating a girl in her early 20s.
Ted seems to have become extra cocky since he started taking rides on the Millennial Falcon every night.
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To focus a legendary amount of EPIC and WIN into one's fist, then delivering the force while screaming "FALCON PAWNCH!!!" It can destroy everything, including your mom, who's fat... It can only be delivered by those who have balls of steel
Man 1: Yo, so John was being an asshole, so I Falcon Punched him...
Man 2: So where is he now?
Man 1: I dunno
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If Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, Falcon Lunch is the lunch of champions. It consists of a jelly doughnut and a sammich, as well as Falcon Punch to drink. Falcon Lunches can only be confined within a Falcon Lunchbox.
Guy 1: Where do I find one of these Falcon Lunches?
Guy 2: At Meta-Mart.
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