Cum flakes

It’s when you ejaculate in your covers at night then the next morning you scrape it off your covers in to flakes.

Mom: time to eat breakfast.
You: hold on I’m Scraping my cum flakes.

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Trump-flake

A trump supporter who acts like a snowflake when hearing things about Donald Trump they do not like.

Hey man, what’s up George’s ass today?

“Just ignore it man, this impeachment inquiry has him acting like a real trump-flake.”

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Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.

Olympia loves to get pooter flakes done to her.

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flake out

To cancel previously agreed upon plans last minute or just not show up.

I can't believe he would flake out! He said he would vote to advance Kavanaugh's nomination to the full Senate, however he just announced that he would support the nomination only after a delay of one week for an FBI investigation.

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I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.

Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.

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Flake-cake

A flake-cake is someone who normally flakes on you. But because calling them a flake sounds lame, you use the term flake-cake.

Britters is a flake-cake.

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frosted flakes

waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner

man it took me an hour to get the frosted flakes off my stomach this morning

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