A super bad whipe out: could be surfing, snowboarding, skating, or someone who is absolutely wasted
Surfer 1:Jabroni did you go over the falls on that huge wave?
Surfer 2: Yeah I got totally flogged
Chad: Did you see Becky last weekend?
Hawk: yeah she was totally flogged. Giving out handys one the dance floor
a flog nob ( also flognob , flog knob , flogknob ) is a wander. A puller of cock.
Damn man , Larry Emdur on Channel 9 Australia is such a disliked flog nob.
Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...
As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.
Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.
Manage to have a good time despite enduring some bullshit.
*speaking to a mate who was fired and dumped on the same day the world happens to be ending*
Well I hope you get a flogs night out of it
Beat someone to near death.
A criminal was caught Ultra-Flogging a man, when the the cops interfered
A failure of a dog.
A dog that fails at everything it means to be a
dog.
Friend 1 :” what’s up with joes dog?”
Friend 2: “Oh his just a flog, you know complete failure of a dog.”