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Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.
I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.
dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.
When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.
Woah dude you got a Florida Alligator, damn that must have hurt.
When you put pizza rolls in a girls ass and eat them out.
Stephanie took the Florida Pizzaroll like a champ
When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.
I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.
There's three things you'll find in Florida: golf, old people, and bad weather.
Florida should be called "Hell with Humidity".
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1. swimming in the pool instead of taking a shower and considering this bathing
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours
Husband: "Honey, do we need to give the kids a bath tonight?"
Wife: "No, they had a Florida bath today at the neighborhood pool."
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