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Someone who lives in Florida and pretends nothing cynical happens, always looking for positive news when in Michigan someone was pulling a Betty Crocker crime as in she was making brownies with Exlax. You will known the screen names of those when you see them. Don't let them hear you say the term to their face because they know they're being insulted to the core. This one goes back to back with Florida Baptism as you see them come up together.
What is this? Okay those who expect everyone go around not swearing, speaking of taboos or disowning material that's their most well known -- expecting them to use the word 'dropsies' well sorry that's not me. Those who are the Florida Cheerful you will know it when you see it -- mention The Cabbie Homicide around them or read "Yest Ye Become One" around them and see what happens.
Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.
I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.
Woah dude you got a Florida Alligator, damn that must have hurt.
When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.
dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.
When you put pizza rolls in a girls ass and eat them out.
Stephanie took the Florida Pizzaroll like a champ
1. swimming in the pool instead of taking a shower and considering this bathing
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours
Husband: "Honey, do we need to give the kids a bath tonight?"
Wife: "No, they had a Florida bath today at the neighborhood pool."
It's when a person, usually a woman or older person, uses his or her foot to kick open a car door. It happens mostly in SUV type cars where the person will have to step down.
Don't park next to Midred's spot unless you want a door ding. She uses the Florida Foot.
Oh here comes another Critical Masshole! Quick! Florida Foot!