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Dance shoe that only protects the ball of the foot. It has little straps that run between the toes hence the fabulous name - FOOT THONG!
'My Tracy! That is a delightful foot thong you have there'
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Refered to a woman´s vagina seen through her pants.
That hos gotta big-ass ninja-foot
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A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.
The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
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Tapping your foot on the brake as you pass a highway patrol or police car to make the policeman feel intimidating and important.
I unwittingly passed the highway patrol car going 10 miles over the speed limit; had I not given him a last-second foot salute I'd be sitting in traffic school right now.
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The result of when a girl gets too drunk to walk home in her heels, so she takes them off and walks barefoot on the nasty ass streets.
Damn BonBon! you got some nasty ass street foot from walking home from the club last night.
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A signal that gay guys use to signify they want sex in a public restroom.
The young electrician resorted to foot tapping every time he entered a men's room stall.
Bella's foot is the most amazing thing any mortal with eyes can see. There is absolutely nothing more beautiful than her foot. This foot is proof that not all treasure is silver and gold. Nothing can compare to her foot, it's tied with everlasting glory. Her foot makes everything that used to be attractive look like trash and disgust. The stories of pirates and their hunger for treasure are all false, they were merely searching for a picture Bella's foot. When God made Bella's foot he cussed for the first time. God looked at his creation, turned to his angel buddy and said "Holy **** I'm good!" Her foot is music to the soul, the dazzling keys of an unblemished piano that is so desperately wanted to be played by millions. It's a marvelous symphony and a lovely composition. Nothing is more divine than Bella's foot, there is just nothing that can compare.
Person #1: Hey man you want to see a picture of Bella's foot on my phone?
Person #2: Yeah, sure. *looks at person 1's phone*
*dies immediately and is banished to oblivion because of how divine the foot is*