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The retort to any person's lame excuse of "I know what you are, but what am I?"
Can be easily out-dissed by the secondary retort, "Takes one to no one."
Person 1: I guess you're a garbage man.
Person 2: I know what you are, but what am I?
Person 1: A garbage man.
Person 2: I know what you are, but what am I?
Person 1: A garbage man.
Person 2: Takes one to know one.
Bystander: Ooo, well-played, sir.
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A game of chicken, where roommates will let trash pile up in the kitchen garbage can until one roommate eventually takes it out. The roommate that gives in and takes the trash out, is the loser. Garbage Chicken can sometimes go on for weeks.
Shelly: Why don't you take that trash out already? It's disgusting.
Mason: No way. I'm in the middle of a game of Garbage Chicken with my roommates, and I'm not giving in this time.
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A garbage disposal is something in your sink that grinds up food so the sink won't get clogged.
A garbage disposal sounds like chewbacca taking a shit.
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Someone who caresses garbage or trash with his or her genitals.
Mr. Wininger is such a garbage bungler, I've caught him in my trash twice this week.
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Kicked out, banned, taken out with the trash!
It's a term reappropriated from Computer Science, which reappropriated it from Garbage Collection Trucks.
Steve: What happened to that office delivery dude that keeps delivering a Hawaiian Pizza every time we order Deep Dish Pizza?
Richmond: Garbage Collected! We had him escorted out of the office building yesterday and told him to never come back again!
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Monica: This girl keeps showing up to class drunk! The teacher finally had her garbage collected!
Samantha: And, what might that mean exactly!?! Did the teacher pick up the trash from around her seat at class or something?
Monica: No need. She was the trash!! He picked her up and took her out with the trash, telling her she was suspended from class for the entire semester!
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Just like actual garbage, verbal garbage is language that has no logical or intelligent meaning behind it and is best allocated the wastebin of our brains.
I have just been listening to a load of verbal garbage about certain races from an uneducated, ignorant, biggot.
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a garbage man that usually resembles that of a boy named Blake H.
Mattie: "Look at that garbage boi, oh gosh he is SUCH a Blake"
Courtney: Totally. I mean look at those ASHY BLACK HANDS!
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