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When a single man is offered a pair of used jeans that should fit and he discovers they don't. This discovery prompts the individual to lose forty pounds over a pre-determined period of time, thus beginning the forty pound challenge.
Austin: Hey Ace, try on these pants, if they don't fit I'm gonna toss them.
Ace: Damn, these are way too tight. They would have fit a few years ago, I guess it's time to start a forty pound challenge.
Four Forty A/C is air conditioning that comes having four windows down at 40 miles per hour.
Him: Bro its hot in here..
Me: Start rolling down windows - i've got four forty A/C
The 46th president of the United States of America Joey Biden who is working alongside the very first female Vice President Kamala Harris who wants to put an end to racism and clean up some of the world’s problems.
Trump supporters: we love his policies they are so the best and we want our freedom
Biden supporters: Shut it the fuck it Donnie jackers, you just want more racism we are trying to improve the world then maybe we can see about other stuff. Number forty six wants no BS. So you Pinche Pendejos scurry along to your rodeos and get some counseling.
Trump supporters cringe on Election Day.
The 46th president of the United States of America Joey Biden who is working alongside the very first female Vice President Kamala Harris who wants to put an end to racism and clean up some of the world’s problems.
Trump supporters: we love his policies they are so the best and we want our freedom
Biden supporters: Shut it the fuck it Donnie jackers, you just want more racism we are trying to improve the world then maybe we can see about other stuff. Number forty six wants no BS. So you Pinche Pendejos scurry along to your rodeos and get some counseling.
Trump supporters cringe on Election Day.
To be cheated, duped, conned, lied to, fooled, deceived, tricked, hoodwinked, hornswoggled & or swindled.
My phone FORTY-FIVED me by telling me it's 102 out & it's actually 112
A statement made that is verifiably false; Utter bullshit; untrue
“While she believed the YouTube report to be factual, it turned out to be total forty-five.”
That time generally starting a few days before Thanksgiving and ending sometime after the New Year where everyone appears to lose all common sense. Highlighted by events such as Black Friday, Drunk Christmas Parties, Fights over parking stalls at malls, erratic driving on freeways, an unexplainable increase in the number of people out and about, and general chaos wherever people tend to congregate.
Dude this sucks. I try to go to a store and I get hit by the Forty-Five Days of Stupid. People cutting me off on the drive over, fights over a parking stall, crabby-ass folks in line at the check out, and clerks that look like they would rather kill you and stick you in a closet than ring up your tab.
I'm gonna go in the basement with a six-pack and wait it out.