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when eating, the person next to you who keeps stealing your french fries can be referred to as a "fry vacuum"
Mike: "Matt, did you finish your food already?"
Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"
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Staring at a TV screen without blinking for long periods of time due to specific video games. Games that may induce frying eyes include rockband, guitar hero, and a variety of intense fighting games.
"I played rockband so much last night I started frying eyes!"
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To have five or more of the following qualities:
1. To be homosexual or meterosexual.
2. Have more girlfriends than boyfriends.
3. Wear two or more sweatshirts at a time.
4. Get your nails done or get a massage on a weekly basis.
5. Use the words "super" and "fab".
6. Use your laptop to take notes as opposed to handwrtiting.
7. Work at Starbucks.
8. Have a license plate with your name on the back.
9. Drink Frappachinos every morning.
10. Get super excited about the new Sex and the City movie.
Galfriend: Hey B-Fry, were having a G.N.O. Were gonna get our nails done and then were going to watch Uptown Girls!
B-Fry: Oh hell yes sister! That would be superfab!
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When someone constantly forgets where they put something, yet it is in the immediate vicinity.
Hillary-"Where is my calculator?"
-"I don't know."
Hillary-"Are you sure?"
-"Yes."
Hillary-"Oh nevermind, its been on my lap this whole time."
-"Stop frying out Hillary."
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To trip out hard on mushrooms.
"Man, I fried balls last night -- I was yawning squirrels and shit."
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