Random
Source Code
Random
To visit the toilet in order to defecate. To have a poo. To drop the kids off at the pool.
"Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I was saying goodbye to some old friends."
4👍 4👎
Abandoning your friends at a party/bar/dinner without saying a single word to any of them, usually resulting from being very intoxicated. California Irish Goodbye's are risky for the DUI exposure. Also deserting your buds 10-20 miles away from their residence deserves an ass kicking.
Where's John at, I haven't seen him for over an hour.
I dunno, someone mentioned he did a sneaky California Irish goodbye a while ago.
3👍 710👎
This is lyrics from Rick Astleys’s “never gonna give you up” Macdonalds version. just don’t say it in mcdonalds…
You: give me nuggets or say goodbye
Guy at counter: FBI!
Or
Guy at counter: *hands nuggets*
3👍 11👎
boink
bonk
bap
kneecaps mine now
person 1: say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle head
person 2: ok *rips off kneecaps*
5👍 5👎
When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.
Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner
2👍 619👎
Basically yeeting people across the multiverse for a thing far worse then destroying the multiverse
Hey you know i'm vegan RiGhT? You: yes why are you asking Friend: and you know i have a dog right You:Yes Friend: And so is my do- You: You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE
4👍 3👎