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When you slap someone so hard that you make them enter a different galaxy
Guy 1: I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy 2: Haha, no. You can't do tha-
Guy 1: *slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: *escapes Earth's gravity*
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Foreplay of one partner pulling the others face off but refusing to kill them. Because the meta commentary on wokism wearing a mask is soo important to point out.
The new Guardians of the Galaxy 3 sucked
Handplates Remodeled creator on tumblr. Oc inserted into Handplates and SwapPlates to properly Swap characters.
Didn’t Galaxy-Otter create that Reversed Insanity ship?
It’s definitely not loose
That dude totally has a galaxy asshole
A fennec with a sugar problem. Likes trop0ff and macromaniac. Could be used to describe someone with diabetes or someone that likes affection very very much
Person A: c’mon man if you keep eating cookies you are going to become Galaxy Valcrona
Person B: im willing to take that risk
Person A: *sigh*
When one has become so sick as to produce blood out of multiple orifices at the same time, including but not limited to: oral, nasal, urethral, anal, or vaginal.
Chuck drank 8 beers, ate 2 valium, and about a gram of DXM. Don't go in the bathroom, there's a red galaxy everywhere.
who?
what's that?
a fangame?
must be fun.
But it's not real.
Guy1: Hey watcha playing?
Guy2: Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Guy1: Oh, the fangame?