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when a bitch got orange titties
“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”
Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
They are meant to be. Izzybella does not care if he’s 38. Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man 😮 💨
“IZZYBELLA HAS A CRUSH ON ANDREW GARFIELD!”
Izzybella says “oh yea I do 😮 💨”
“Izzybella and Andrew Garfield are superior together”
A desperate kid who wants to join your discord server after being repeatedly banned. Often known for selling random cologne and tickets to his rap performances. Very bad at rapping.
I was enjoing my day until i got a message from Lil Garfield on Instagram.
To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.
I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.
A partner who is slightly grumpy, loves food especially pasta and enjoys napping.
“So all you did was eat and sleep all day? Wow you are such a Garfield bf/gf “