Glitter Bomb

After you cum on a girl's tits, you throw glitter on her, then push her out into the street.

Bam! Glitter bomb!

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Glitter Bath

An elaborate sexual maneuver requiring preparation. One taps open bags of glitter or confetti to the tops of the blades of a standard ceiling fan. Then, while having sex, one turns on the fan. Thus releasing a shower of festive sparkling glitter on the entire act. (Made better if done after shooting your load on some part of your partner so that the glitter of confetti sticks to them.)

"Man Last night Tom gave Barbie a Glitter Bath. It was beautiful. Just like watching the Titanic."

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Glitter Jizz

A specialized jizz that comes out of a vampire, particularly Edward Cullen.

Dude! I have never seen anything as sparkly at Cullen's glitter Jizz!!!

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Glitter Fish

A bowel movement that has been left in the toilet and covered in glitter to create the illusion of a radiant and glamorous fish.

Sandra: "Aw man, I thought I found jewelry in the toilet again but my brother just left a glitter fish floating around."

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knuckle glitter

the detritus on a gentlemans hand after one has 'galloped one's maggott'.

'give me some bog paper, i've got knuckle glitter everywhere'

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glitter mouth

An act of fellatio in which the fellatee pours glitter onto their member, and the fellator is left with a mixture of ejaculate and glitter in and around their mouth.

Sorry, bro, I can't make it to the bar tonight. I've got to hit up the arts & craft store so I can be prepared to give my girl the glitter mouth.

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glitter poisoning

When you use glitter for something, and it gets everywhere, no matter what steps you take to prevent it from ending up everywhere.

1st Person: There's glitter in your bed.
2nd Person: Yep.
1st Person: And in your hair. And on all your books.
2nd Person. Yep.
1st Person: What the hell?
2nd Person: Glitter poisoning.
1st Person: Ah.

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