goose

a dumb person

You a goose for sayin that!

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goosed

To be hit upon/sexually harrassed by an unattractive male

"Oh my god, I got totally goosed on last night"

"Can you please stop goosing on me?"

"AHAHAHA, you got goosed!"

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goose

(verb) The act of goosing, or to goose. When one does something amazing in a manner that Gary French would do so, or in many instances, when Gary French does literally anything. ie. To Goose is to actively be like Gary. See also: Gee

~Oh yo kid, is he STILL sleeping? It's 7 at night! He is totally goosin' it.
~Oh, hey, baby, did he just eat ALL the peanut butter cups? Dude, quite goosin' all the good candy!
~I didn't go to class today, I totally goosed it.
~Let's totally goose it all night, get totally goosed, and then order pizza, play the movie game and Gears of War.
~Yo, I just goosed that girl.

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goose!

GOOSE!: what you holler when you poke a finger down someones a-crack

taking the action of running a finger down exposed crack in a jabbing manner, simultaneosly yelling 'GOOSE!'

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goose

V. To have Sex, To Fuck

"what you doin after school with mary jane? GOOSE?!"
"Yup, I GOOSED those already"

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goosing

Sexual intercourse

When you're out on Tuesday nights at your flower arranging class I stick on my cowboy boots and give your mum a right good goosing

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goose

A strange cockney bus driver who most likely likes to soap up little boys. Can't drive for toffee.

Goose just tried to rape when i got of the bus!

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