You cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. Then decide to have sex with her. Thus spreading that jalapeno to her vagina causing burning pain.
Guy 1: "My girl loved dinner but I forgot to wash my hands."
Guy 2: " oh shit! You performed the Gordon Ramsey! I bet that sucked for her! "
piper gordon is a really beautiful but fat person.
piper gordon is beaut
Tall boy with curly brown hair. He wears glasses and is athletic and the most amazing. the coolest human on the planet. The best football player in Texas(D1). Very sexy and charming, great with girls and boys ;).
Girl-wow Tristen Gordon, its so big.
Boy- wow Tristen Gordon... bro, its so huge.
A kid with a clapped out shitbox
Man Austin Gordon’s car is shit
A British chef that will whip yo ass if you forget the god damn lamb sauce
"What are you" screamed Gordon Ramsay, to which the chief responded "an idiot sandwich "
The man just about ready to kill or torture you for making the worst or even a small mistake on a recipe or food.