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Once you are finished having sex and the girl goes to wash up, you grab your stuff and run away.
"Man, after Moe screwed me he pulled the great escape, that son of a bitch"
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From the classic Mike Hammer film noir Kiss Me Deadly, it refers to a nebulous but potentially devastating threat that consumes a private detective or an entire nation. Much of its terror comes by way of implication. Examples include the communists of the 1950s, the One Ring and Weapons of Mass Destruction.
"Why is there no apostrophe in the great whatsit," the student asked.
"Don't ask stupid questions," the professor replied. "Its existence is simply a fact."
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Used as an original way to end a declaration, specially good for criticizing, ruling, etc. Taken from Zero Wing (see All your base are belong to us).
Copyright (C) Myself 2003.
For great justice.
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nice little island where you can get free healthcare, good football, good tv and marks and spencers.
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The queen and ruler of the Multiverse The Great Leahcar Travels through alternative universes with her unicorn Nrocinu (to which she's handcuffed to life to) being awesome. If you ever had the blessing of meeting her your eyes would bleed from her epicness.
Person: Wow who's that?
Other Person: That's The Great Leahcar of course!
Person: *eyes bleed*
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When you save up your pubes for 2 months and then during intercourse you switch to doggie-style and when fully mounted pull out and curb stomp your partner. Following the curb stomp, flip her over and ejaculate all over her body. Then proceed to sprinkle your pube collection over the unconscious body. Therefor, creating a Great Buffalo.
Dude1: Dude Ive been saving up my pubes for 2 months, what should I do?
Dube2: Without a doubt, Great Buffalo your bitch LaQuisha.
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When you stare straight I to a wall with extreme depression the first day of school after your summer vacation
Tyrone woke up and realized that the summer is over so he did The Great Stare
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