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person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"
person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"
person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"
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When you take your wife to pound town straight from getting off work in the garage. No shower in between.
She suffered a Greasy Grizzly when he got home off the road.
A term coined by YouTube Channel NevadaRandom for diesel trucks power rating. Median of horsepower and torque.
Horsepower + Torque= X X devided by 2 = Grizzly Power
Hey that Cummins is running 305 horses and 555 feet of torque. So its got 430 Grizzly Power.
A Badass Band from Ashville, Alabama.
Guy1: Did you see The Polar Grizzlies last night?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Never mind you are gay......
Guy 2: :(
The latest jam from Lil Debbie
"Ya'll hear that?That's that new grizzly"
Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.
Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
1: Common name for the north american brown bear
2: The name given to someone displaying extremely high levels of rizz
Mike really turned into a Grizzly bear last night huh?