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A piece of fabric that is wrapped around an area of the F horn.
It is used to protect the horn from wear as that area is where the right hand usually is when carrying the horn.
A right guard is useful for protecting the lacquer on my Horn.
Driving back on forth over a cattle guard to stimulate your lady. Lady must cum from cattle guard only
Only the dusty chicks go cattle guarding
Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
To guard the printer at work.
When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.
You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.
Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.
Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"
Office Girl 2- "So what?"
Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"
io guards are the biggest griefers of fortnite they look for people to mess with and make other players rage they have no use in fortnite and should be taken out
yo bro watch out there io guards there
i hate io guards
When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.
Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.