Rural Dictionary

guys

Idiot monkeys who were put on this planet for no fucking reason! They have no brains and drool over pretty women.

by T March 12, 2003

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GUIs (Graphical User Interface) were created as an effort to make computers appealing to non-computer-savy, or "ignorant" masses.

Windows users are inherently GUI users. This of course also implies that they do not know ASM or unix, or they would use something else.

Knowing better, computer-savy people only use text terminals, which they often call consoles. This implies that they use telnet to browse HTTP web sites as opposed to a GUI-cripled browser. When they need to look at pictures of their significant other, they do so using the aalib library to view them as ASCII-art.

Accessing your favorite dictionary the real man's way:

% telnet urbandictionary.com 80
Host: urbandictionary.com\r\n
GET / HTTP/1.1\r\n
\r\n\r\n

Turning into a helpless zombie like the majority of clueless computer users submitting to GUI e-slavery:

C:> win.exe
<wait for the BSOD>

by Ananda Panderoza December 7, 2007

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Guys

Some one you can share your love with unless they broke your heart! :( But if your like me then guys are really cool people that can be friends that you can share secrets with. or someone you can have sex with if you really love them.

Doug Hey gurl whats up!
Dabe nothin but lola was having sex with her boyfreind in the girls bathroom!
doug REally!!
Dabe yea!

by Madin January 17, 2005

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That Guy

"That guy" refers to the narcissist inside each and every man. "He" is "That guy" when he gives into the urges (usually pertaining to sexual gratification) to the detriment of those around him. Nobody wants to be "That guy".

Bob: "Dude... don't freak... I got a blowjob from your sister last night ... but I don't want to be 'That guy'".

Another Bob: "Look at 'That guy' next to 'prince cassius' in the fashion section of the evening standard".

by jeffreythefarmer2 August 17, 2010

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