Gunt Scab

A healing or newly injured area anywhere between the navel and genitals.

The resulting coagulation of blood/puss due to injury to the gunt. Caused from any of the following:

Driving electric cart into fried chicken case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing gunt raw
Waxing fat roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman's corpse

Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.

Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.

WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers

"The warts on my fupa scraped your zipper while we were fucking, now this morning I come to see I have gunt scabs.
I'll need some antibiotic for that."

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gunt nosher

A man who proudly and enthusiastically nibbles, bites, sucks-at and munches on a woman's "gunt", or, the bulging area of fat located between an overweight girl's stomach and genitals.

"Quit changing the radio station, gunt nosher!" or "Do you think that guy wakes up every morning TRYING to look like a gunt nosher?"

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gunt peek

when the gunt makes a slight unknown appearance without the beholders knowledge

Oh my god, look at that gunt peeking out of the bottom of that gunt's shirt!

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Gunt Check

Looking for extra poundage and fat around the abdominal area of some strange chick that you're trying to hook up with at the club.

I was going to go home with this hot looking goth chick at the bar when The ugly lights came on. So, I decided to do a Gunt Check to make sure I wasn't about to bone a fattie.

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Gunt Face

1. Used a substitute for Dickface, Cuntface, Fuckface, etc.
2. Someone with a hanging neck that looks like the throat grooves of a whale.

Dude, you fucking Gunt Face!
Damn that dude has a gunt face, bleh!

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cankles and gunt

A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.

Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.

THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:

Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."

Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"

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Camel Gunt

Fat woman wearing really tight pants.

You see that chicks pants? She had massive camel gunt.

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