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A half a Bullwinkle is when 1 guy sticks his penis in a girls EAR.
Can also be a full bullwinkle if 2 guys and one girl are involved.
Sloppy Steve stuck his penis in that Ho's ear giving her a half a bullwinkle
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Typically, Canadian slang referring to 3.5 grams of marihuana. The term stems from the divisions of an ounce of the drug:
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.
Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
American: How much for an eigth?
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
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A half-friend is a person you talk, or hang out with a lot, but you don't have a very strong connection with them, or they have friends they like more.
Me and Andrew are half friends. We talk a lot, and we meet up after school, but he likes his friend Max more.
I'm Jessica's half friend. She has other friends she likes, but we walk together, talk together, and hang out at the mall.
Me: Half-friend means you are friendly with someone, but you have other friends you like more.
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Half Blood is a term for a witch or wizard that has 1 magic parent and 1 Muggle parent. Most of the wizarding world is either made up of half bloods or muggle-borns. There is no derogatory term for half bloods like there is one for muggle-borns (mudbloods). So the purebloods that think they are better than everyone else, can't call them a bad name.
Seamus: im half-and-half. dad's a muggle. mum's a witch.
Dean: yeah im half blood. my mum's a muggle and my dad's a wizard.
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A scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.
Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.
I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!
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Known to have once been a whole bee, Eric, (featured in a Monty Python sketch) is now only half of a bee. Often seen as "some freak at a menagerie", Eric ("the half-a-bee") is in fact not, merely just a "half-a-bee": A bee bisected accidentally one summer's afternoon by a one John Cleese. Who, it is known, now loves him carnally. Semi-carnally. Syril Connerly. etc.
Eric the half-a-bee has featured in a number of main-stream television programming. He not hosts his own chat-show.
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The act of falling asleep on the toilet, generally after consuming a large quantity of alcohol. Sitting on it nude and clasping a book is optional.
"I couln't get into the toilet last night. Chris had come home pissed and performed a 'Half Elvis'. It took 30 minutes of banging on the door until he woke up!"
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