When you get wanked off by a Canadian
Guy 1: I hear you pulled Rick Moranis
Guy 2: Yeah man I got a Shawinigan Handshake
When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.
Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.
Both:Good Times.
A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .
I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .
Anal fisting and or the act of anal fisting
See Sicilian fist bump
Steve gave that dirty whore a Grecian Handshake and there was a slight odor on his appendages.
When two mens penises intertwine like the snakes on the medical staff
I saw Ticker Carlson give that man a Republican Handshake!!
A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)
1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!
When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.
She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!
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