Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.

"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"

Sandy Handy

A Handjob at the beach but the hand as sand on it

"My friend got a Sandy handy at the beach yesterday."
"Damn man that's gotta hurt."

bandy handy

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a bandaid on the hand in use.

Last night was wild. She pulled my pants down and gave me a bandy handy. It was a buzz light year bandaid. She took me to infinity and beyond.

Dark Handy

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.

Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**

Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.

'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'

lil handy

Best rapper on the planet.

Hey, did you hear lil handy's new song?

handy ma'am

A Handy Ma'am is on par with a Handy Man. She may be handy in any variety of work. If something needs to be done well then get yourself a Handy Ma'am.

Example would be:
Handy Ma'am Massage
Handy Ma'am Roofing
Handy Ma'am Pet Care
Handy Ma'am Interiors

She is a handy ma'am if I ever saw one, like Rosie the Riveter.