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A guy that urinates frequently and in large quantities. Made famous by Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own.
Is Petey still in the bathroom? He goes more than Tom Hanks.
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(verb) To pull out of a previously made engagement. To not pay on a bet (see also welch).
Greg never shows up for gay thursdays at Club Sweet Cheeks, he always hanks.
See you at the club tonight greg, DON'T HANK this time.
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Husband of Peggy Platter Hill and father of Bobby Hill. Also one of the most right-leaning (read republicans on television. Someone who you would probably not to be your father.
Hank: That boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.
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Main character and protagonist in the SHOWTIME dramedy "Californication" as played by David Duchovny. Hank hit it big with his novel "God hates us all" and decided to move from New York City to LA with his girlfriend Karen many years ago and continue his work as a novelist on the west coast. Moody is constantly getting into trouble for his insatiable appetite for beautiful, loose women and giving into the temptations of drugs and alcohol (usually all at once). The character is known for his charming nature, porsche 911, and his clever quips throughout the series.
Charlie: Your Dad was just a really good guy y'know?
Hank Moody: No he wasn't, he used to say you looked like a walking penis
Hank: (giving a toast) To our beautiful family, our black president, and my magnificent dong
Hank: Not a big fan of that term: love-making - making love. I prefer boning, stuffing, stupping, banging, porking, boffing - anything, take your pick, just not love-making
Hank: In the words of The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?
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To give somebody a wank (masterbation)
will you give my friend a tom hank
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An up and coming rapper from Texas. If you like Screwed up ish you got to hear this cat!
''Hey is that Kinfolk Hank selling cd's out his trunk again?''
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The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.
Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*