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rumson fair haven regional high school

Rumson fair haven is a badass place to be educated, the students and faculty are absolutely reckless in the most incredibly positive way ever... It is the farthest thing from ethnically diverse in terms of the student body, and it rains money in rumson in particular. The diversity among the whites, however is definitiely apparent-- consisting in the form if ivy-league attending socialites, this year currently at around 15 attendees, to the waste-of-life students that are sent to reject states such as wyoming every year for rehab because of their psychotic, excessive drug use... Let us not, however, generalize... We can not possibly make the mistake of forgetting the band and color guards, and their pathetic attempts at what they call performances and entertainment. The audience is often conflicted with the.question of what is worse?? Boo-ing them off the beautifully turfed football field (here we go boiiiizzz) perhaps crushing their hearts, or even worse-- keeping quiet while they continue to embarrass themsleves with their out of tune tuba's and bizzarre uniforms that look more like halloween costumes..... Hahaha the football teamy took states this year, for the first time in HISTORY! We are legends!!!! Let's go dawgs!

Rumson fair haven regional high school suxx
Bro you drunk??? Lol

by wherethefismyfriendmary December 22, 2010

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There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011


havenate

when you smack the nicotine device while actively eating

haven was being such a havenate when she smacked the nic while eating

by rxiana July 28, 2022


New Haven

Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.

New Haven is 100x better than Cambridge!

by Peter “Big Pete” Salovey June 26, 2024


Haven

One extremely short person who has a very very annoying little sister and an older sister who likes to post weird stuff on her Instagram

Dang she’s a Haven.

by Infires_1247 January 23, 2022


Haven

The sexiest curly hair man you will ever see, with bright blue eyes and large fat cock, he gets all the ladies. Even one quick look could make you pass out just by staring into the pupils! He is also smart, and athletic, please just. love me. please. i'm so lonely.

"please love Haven. Please."

by GangsterYodaMasterBaiter November 10, 2020


Havens

An annoying asthmatic bitch who is a bully that no one likes and enjoys nerd vaping

Dang I really really REALLY HATE havens!

by weganelen April 28, 2019