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Someone who is less than amazing, funny or sporty. Actually she is mega bitch. If she doesn't kill you from boredom with the meaningless dribble she oozes into the atmosphere like a 1960s car spewing lead in a 5 year old's lungs, she'll drown you in endless streams tears she cries in seek of the smallest crumb of pity.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
You: Heather is crying. Again.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
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Noun. Slang. The female version of a "Chad". Stereo typically a 'sorority' type girl wearing preppy sweaters, talk as if they are the BEST and most elite people that are entitled to the world. Their catty attitude initially makes you want the chase, yet in the long run, these "Heather's" turn out to be VERY high maintenance. HIGH RISK LEVEL for STD's, even orally. Suggestions = wear two condoms and talk with a Valley Girl Accent. "Name dropping" and male manipulation are common practice.
I dumped her because she turned into an absolute Heather. She deserves a "Chad".
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Heather is a Meth head slut who makes it on all the ratchet list has been with every guy she meets, thinks she gods gift to the world, her height is short like all relationships she's needy more then anyone ever you meet one run
That s her the new heather damn finely gonna Get laid she don't leave nobody behind
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Another word for a woman with an afro. A very nice afro.
Wow what a fro!
That's no a fro, that's a Heather
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A BIG ASS BITCH! More like an evil cold hearted bitch, but she's nice sometimes. Verb
This bitch heathered me last night and told me to fuck off if I didn't do what she asked. I said fuck you heather!
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Person 1 " I totally banged Emily last night"
Person 2 " big deal shes a total Heather"
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She's a bitch who loves dick
That bitch loves dick, what a heather
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