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A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.
Ralph: What school do you go to?
Sarah: Farnham heath End School
Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me
A bad combo of drugs resulting in death
man: yo, take these pain killers
drunk guy: no man. i dont want a heath ledger alarm clock
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The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance
"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"
A huge nerd and a mug who thinks he’s sick at football but is actually crap
Rarely gets on, Worthless driod engineer. Likes to have sex with random women at walmart, Has more STD's than Paris Hilton, Also he is very hickish
TMA Doncaster: Can you craft me a droid Heath?
TMA Heath: I canceled my subscription because im a complete hick, and I need to pay off my medical bills to cure my Gonorrhea
TMA Golobulus: FUCKING NIGGER, Im being niggerized!!
F*ck with us and ur lifes gone m40 to the world and back roughest area in north manchester dont step round here if your not from here
Newton heath m40 gang 🤘🏻