A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.
Ralph: What school do you go to?
Sarah: Farnham heath End School
Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me
A bad combo of drugs resulting in death
man: yo, take these pain killers
drunk guy: no man. i dont want a heath ledger alarm clock
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The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance
"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"
An crazy physcho insane bitch that creates drama out of think air and looks like an egg
I saw Morgan Heath last night I pissed my pants in fear
The only true African-American. Largest penis of all mammal and certainly the funniest person you will ever meet! His humor is quite infuriating at times
You got me fucked up heath mumbauer!
Drinking so much that an individual must be hospitalized.
My boy was out of control last night. Instantly Heathed.