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A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.
Ralph: What school do you go to?
Sarah: Farnham heath End School
Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me
A bad combo of drugs resulting in death
man: yo, take these pain killers
drunk guy: no man. i dont want a heath ledger alarm clock
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The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance
"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"
these girls are really kind but kinda short and clingy. don’t worry if you know a willow hood job that’s so cool but maybe don’t spend too much time with them because they will stick on to you like the sticky hand things. WILLOWS ARE ALSO SO PRETTY OMG WTH THEY ARE GORGEOUS
is that a ‘willow heath’, they are so clingy but so pretty
A white male that has or had the ability to piss everyone off
He is like heath glasscock
They couple that are meant to be, they can make all other couples jealous if they wanted. Sure, they can fight a lot, but they'll always come back to each other. They love each other with all their hearts and if they meet early in life then they'll want a future with each other.
Kat: I love you, with everything I have.
Heath: I love you too, I can't wait to marry you
Random Person: Awe, Kat and Heath are so cute together