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hide your boner

A command meaning chill out or calm down.

"DUDE!!! THAT MOVIE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!! IT CHANGED MY LIFE!! OMGOMGOMGOMG"
"hide your boner."

by pseudonyms.are.gay March 15, 2009

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


hide and go fap

A party game where participants hide and try to finish masturbating without getting caught by the seeker. If caught, you have to eat your jizz when finished.

Yo dude, have you played hide and go fap?
Ya, I ate my own jizz.

by Dan's Vans February 23, 2016


hide the sea monster

This is a slang term for sex in a hot tub.

Roy and Julie are in the Jacuzzi, playing hide the sea monster.

by K Joyce August 3, 2012


Hide ya aunties

national β€œhide ya aunties” day is a day where Ricardo steals all you’re aunties and takes them on a date

Damn, did Ricardo steal you’re auntie too? Damn he wasn’t lying about hide ya aunties

by global.richo October 16, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


tan your hide

To be disciplined with a switch or any other spanking device. This term denotes a high level of violence in the discipline.

Damn! My pops tanned my hide with his two inch wide disco belt!

by mojoman March 21, 2005

91πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


horizontal hide-and-seek

Imagine it. You are playing hide-and-seek lying down, horizontally. What is hiding and what is peeking? Something's hiding somewhere then peeking out (or peeking in). Go try it out and you'll figure it out.

I'll teach you some advanced techniques in horizontal hide-and-seek.

by John Nasher December 24, 2006

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


durn your hide

When country folk start a cursin. Durn your hide is loosely translated to dang it or dang you. If a country folk coke at ya with β€œdurn your hide” you may as well just jump off a cliff cause your bout to meet your maker either way.

If someone cuts you off in traffic you yell β€œdurn your hide”.

by Voodoomamarurujoooooo February 16, 2023