Random
Source Code

HighLands

The Northern part of Scotland that has the population of around three people, you can blame the British for that. *Cough cough* HighLands clearance *cough cough*

How many people are in the highlands?

3 Tops.

by Your moms left kidney June 26, 2021


Highland Pie

The result of a lack of bikini waxing leading to a large out of control ginger bush. Found largely in Scotland the highland pie ressembles a large ginger pubic affro.

I pulled down that wee lassies knickers and that highland pie sprung out in ma face, and i told her theres no way my hagis is goin anywhere near that

by thehighlandhumper June 3, 2009


Highland Park HS

A rich snobby kid high school that pelts other schools with batteries inside marshmallows during home games.

Me: “hey are you going to the game tonight?”

Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”

by keishaiamaiaomana November 16, 2018


Highland Blue Bomber

Taking a shit while getting a blowjob, through a hole, in the basket of a hot air ballon while floating over a crowd.

As the shadow lommed overhead his face revolsed in horror as he realised he was about to receive a Highland Blue Bomber.

by Snug Shit Lips July 30, 2017


The Highlander

A sexual act of dick slapping someone, preferably a female, whilst screaming, "there could be only one!"

John was going for an angry pirate, but went for the highlander for the win.

by Boba fat July 6, 2014


Highlander

A Viking character in for honor that can only be played if you have a massive dildo getting shoved up your asshole. When playing Highlander all you need is one hand on the controller to spam RT so you are able to stroke your boyfriends cock while you fight. If you play highlander you are a monumental faggot ass piece of shit and almost certainly a cuck. To anyone who plays this pubic bearded heavy spamming urinal cake, you’ve hit rock bottom, nobody loves you, nobody cares about you, and the best thing you can do is to find the closest tree to hang yourself on, at least one insufferable asshole will be gone then. There’s a guarantee that if you play highlander you are either fat virgin cuck who’s 300 pounds or a faggot who likes little boys. Fuck you fuck your children fuck your children’s children and fuck bloodline.

Person 1: “ngl I’ve been playing lots of highlander lately”
Person 2:” oh so you’re a no life fagatron troglodyte who likes big meaty cocks in their mouth”

by Figglebottoms69 May 10, 2023


Highlander

Where all the drama is and a bunch of treeshes

Yo, that kid goes to Highlander

by DIIDDYBOPPA November 19, 2019