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My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.
A person who is so sweaty and laughing so hard they drool on themselves like a hippo
Everyone has a friend who's is a melting hippo...that person laughs at something at the same thing everyone else is laughing at but drools on themselves from the laughter...this happens alot when you or your friends are high and/or drunk as fuck.
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A horny girl with an ass that resembles a golf ball.
I gave that Raunchy Hippo the best angry dragon.
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A "Squishy Hippo" is a term used to describe a person who is disguisingly friendly but secretly a bitch who may be hot but is a slutwhore or a player with a really wide vagina.
"Squishy" is a name to describe the hidden bitch within.
The name "Hippo" comes from the hiding characteristic of a Hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.
Friend: I'll see you later, Gurl.
Squishy Hippo:... OK, Gurl. Love ya bye!
(Friend exits the room)
Squishy Hippo: Oh god I hate her.
Jack: Dude I wanna fuck that chick.
John: Maybe, dude. But she's a Squishy Hippo!
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The fattest gay person you have ever seen.
For example:
"Rosie O'Donnell is such a homo hippo!"
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an over-weight goth individual
any goth wider than she is tall
"look at the herd of hippo-goths"
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A phrase used to describe someone's huge vagina.
''how was Linda in bed then?'' ''I didn't even touch the side's her fanny's like a Hippo Yawning''.
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