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The most depraved sex act in the history of the world, including moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Yo, this girl asked me to give her Canada's History, but I totally bailed because that shit is too hardcore.
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Merely teaches an insanely-boring "set of lies agreed upon", and proffers info that's usually of absolutely no use whatsoever in the later lives or employment-opportunities of the needlessly-suffering students.
About the only times when any of da stuff learned in history class would ever come in handy in one's adult life would be in archaeology work, in trivia shows like "Jeopardy!", or if you were composing "goof" submissions for television/movie content dat involved past events. I mean, was there even ONE SINGLE TIME in your life since class when you hadda know any Revolutionary history, or recall who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini were in relation to the founding of San Francisco???
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something that you need to avoid your parents from seeing and clear it after you look at this
Mom: Lemme check your search history.
Me: No.
Mom: *Checks*
Mom: wth is urban dictionary
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Something that never officially happened.
MrVacBob: so what happened last weekend with you and martin?
Remilia: that didn't happen. black history dude
MrVacBob: it'll be february soon
Remilia: nope not even in february.
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euphemism for sexual acts often done in the wild, with the sound of the loon in the background. Came about due to the trading of Beaver pelts, horny huntsman, and the slutty backwoods girls who entertained them.
Also rumoured to involve antlers, maple syrop, and the Stanley Cup though that is more popular south of the 49th Parallel. Canadians would never defile the Stanley Cup... but you should see what some girls can do with the Lombardi!
"I took her out and taught her some of Canada's History"
"When the subject turned to Canada's History I stood tall"
Mom "What did you do with Suzy tonight?"
Son "Went out for dinner and then she showed me Canada's History."
Mom "That's nice"
Son "Yeah, then her friends came over and we went over Canada's History together."
Mom "So you'll pass the test?"
Son "I don't know... Mr. Smith, Canada's History teacher, is a real dick."
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Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.
I showed my grandmother a video of Canadian History and she puked.
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A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).
Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
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