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A very attractive hockey mom; often found in ice arenas. She should not have a gap in her teeth, excessive facial warts, or enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed a small country.
All of the hockey coaches are trying to bang that hockey milf!
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Hockey players are the coolest fucking people alive. They take incredible amounts of pain just to win the game. They will fight through anything and they never get scared. A 6 feet tall hockey player is tough enough to fight a 7 feet tall hockey player. Hockey players never back down.They are also very good in bed because they have a strong core, which helps while having sex.
Those hockey players are good in bed.
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Also called puck sluts, puck bunnies, or rink rats, a hockey chick is a girl that has a fetish for the game of hockey and it's players. The term is broad, as some are moms of youth players, or teenage girls that dig young guys. Hockey Chick's range from obscenely hot, to grotesque.
"Coach fucked Bobby Orr! Hockey Chick...!"
-Hanson Brothers. Slap Shot 2 (About the female coach)
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contrary to the other definition (written by someone who's clearly bitter and doesn't know how to spell), the hamden high boy's hockey team is the definition of class.
after 20 years of hard work and never-say-die attitudes, the boys have brought the state championship back to the town where it deserves to be and deserves to stay.
not only that, but they did it all with class. so much class that even teams they beat were rooting for them to win the championship...and that's exactly what they did.
way to go boys!
you ALL deserve it more than anything!!!
hamden's proud of you!
number one baby! 20 years later, hamden hockey is back on top!
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Usually what every young Canadian aspires to be. Probably the toughest and most physical athletes around. They take every hit like a man, get their asses back up and continue the shift (or demolish that motherfucker)
Hours of sweat, skating, practice, bonecrushing hits, broken teeth, blood, ice, sticks, pucks, punches and goals- they love every damn second of it. The bruises and scars are the physical badges of what hockey is all about.
Dedicated to not only the physical prowess of the game, but also the skillful presence and crafty strategies of the sport. Character is what they live by.
Probably the most masculine yet humble of athletes and have the hottest bodies ever. Scores both on and off the ice.
Example 1: *Hockey player gets hit and is thrown among the shattering glass*
Hockey Player: Eh whatever... *gets back up and continues the shift*
Example 2: Lecavalier...coming in...dekes.. backhand...he SSCCOORESS! OOOH WHAT A GOAL BY VINCENT LECAVALIER!
Example 3: Sheryl: When I grow up, I want to marry a hockey player, have their babies and make them become hockey players!
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They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch
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A "Hockey Jockey" is when a girl is riding a guy violently hard, while continuously punching him in the face; inevitably causing a broken nose, split lips & loss of teeth, while also causing the guy to blow the hardest load he ever has in his life.
Dude1: Holy Fuck! What the fuck happened to his face?! And why the fuck is he smiling?!
Dude2: His girl Hockey Jockey 'd the fuck out of him last night. His fucking balls exploded. This is the happiest I've ever seen that creepy fucker in his life!
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