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When you cum on her face and it runs down her top lip and down the sides of her mouth giving her the signature Hulk Hogan mustache brother!
You know what I'm gonna do!? Give you the Hulk Hogan and have my millions of Hulkamaniacs dripping down your face running wild, on you!
Is amazing, caring, is a type of person who will miss people Al LOT, will probably end you a teacher, always assumes stuff
Maggie hogan Can’t stop drinking coffee
An alpha male above all males that claim to be males.
I feel like a ben hogan right now
a common condition where food produced by hogan dining cannot be properly digested due to the poor quality of the food
Me: I ate at hogan today and my stomach exploded for hours
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance
when your posing in the mirror and you get a glance of your large breasts, you simultaneously lactate and cum at the same time. this course of action ruins your perception of life, friendships, and even family. You abandon all hope and devote your life to making clothing in a Shein factory. Forever doomed to a mid physique.
“hey why did you drop out of school? Weren’t you majoring in engineering?”
“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”
Cara Hogan: Hi
Me: Fuck off
Cara Hogan: Why
Me: You was racist