Twitch term: someone that acts very protective of a streamer, almost like a father figure, but in reality is her biggest simp.
"Yeah, Jack is way too protective of Kelly, he is a total Homer Simp...son."
Homer Simson aka Tati is Noah's Girlfriend who is so very hot and likes to lick the back of my neck, ear , my face, alberto etc. anyways she's really cool and i once spilled sprite at her house that got in her hair and on her bed. i also lover her very very much
Noah Had Tatis snap name as Homer Simson in 6th garde.
Showing off a home run to the opposite team especially the pitcher.
“Bro I just pimpin’ a homer that shit went 450 dead center! Flipped the bat so hard nearly cleared the benches!”
“Did you see Tim Anderson pimp that homer man? Yeeted that bat out of existence!”
Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20
Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
A person who thinks their team
Is the best every year, and is proven wrong 9/10 years. Despite numbers, and facts they continue to believe local media hype, only to be disappointed.
Delusional Homer: “Syracuse football is the best! They won 10 games last year, I expect 8 wins every season from here on out!”
“Dude you do know that Syracuse has the worst record on the ACC the last 12 years, and football does not matter at Syracuse? It’s a basketball school, or a lacrosse school.”
Delusional Homer: “fuck you, I’m
Always right, and you are wrong!”
Go home and get hammered, can be done alone but it is more socially acceptable to do with a group.
"I invited eight people to go get homered last night but everyone bailed, so I ended up drinking alone on the couch like a dirty alcoholic."
Only one simple step is usually given. Where Idiot-proof isn't enough. Its as simple as pulling a Tab, sitting down, eat, sleeping.
Are you sure this is idiot-proof?
I more than that, its Homer-proof and you definitely can't go wrong with that.