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Something to randomly yell out in complete silence with an exaggeratedly low-pitch voice.
*akward silence, people stand around doing nothing, someone looks around with shifty eyes as the crickets barely chirp, then yells* Honk-Honk-Scooby-Doo!
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An expression for the male orgasm, usually used in relation to Shrek or other large, green humanoids.
I looked into Shrek's eyes adoringly as I stroked him, urging him onward to his climax until with a great bellow he thrust forward to honk a load onto my Ruth Bader Ginsburg costume.
The act of one person putting out their fist, and the other person putting their index fingers in the end of their fist.
Bro, I haven’t seen you in forever! Honk the Chonk!
For the love of Mary I've just stood in a steaming pile of dog honk
When you're sitting down and you get up and your thigh clap together.
Oh shit, did you hear that elephant honk?!
Having an orgasm by making someone blow a party horn to your genitals (works best when used against women).
The difficulty can be increased by attaching a party balloon to a penis of the giver and adding a paper party had on top, which cannot be allowed to fall off when blowing the paper horn.
Ow, using that paper party blow horn, you just gave me a honking orgasm!
Used to describe a busted nut on a bus.
Used by bus drivers to describe a busted nut on the bus.”Thomas there is a honking clam in the back of the bus. I know it was you because that was the seat you were in this morning.”