Horn Porn

The act of watching video footage or witnessing vehicles that are equipped with train horns and watching videos of them in action.

Yo look at that honduhh scaring the crap out of the people in the parking garage!! That's horn porn right there!

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lay on the horn

To honk one's car horn for longer than normal. Usually done when either the driver is fed up or someone on the road does something particularly stupid.

The asshole cut me off, so I laid on the horn.

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horn

Fart

I had some nasty beer and did some smelly horns.

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hoe horn

You will get fat hoes with your new hoe horn.

Jeffy buyed a hoe horn on his new bike

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Losing horns

The unwanted sound heard on a game show, usually when a bonus round is lost.

On The Price Is Right, when a player loses his or her pricing game, or if there is a double overbid in the Showcase, these are signified by a tuba playing the first four notes of theme music followed by horns playing notes in C, D, and E all at once before pretending to faint. When Drew Carey hosted the show in 2007, an A-sharp note was added with faintly audible drums with the sound remixed in full stereo.

When you hear the losing horns on a game show, you know something went horribly wrong.

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specific horn

To have the horn (/strong sexual desire) for just that one special person.

I totally have the specific horn for (insert ONE name here).

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unicorn horn

A heavily gelled hairstyle characterized by a pointy spike, resembling a unicorn horn, sported by many metro-sexual men, including: Ryan Seacreast, Adam Levine, and my father.

Check out his unicorn horn! Do you think he gets man-icures too?

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