Horse Fucker

An ignorant red neck from Western Nebraska.

You can't tell a horse fucker anything, they are certain it's all just fake news.

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Saving Horses

You may know the song “save a horse, ride a cowboy”

The term “save a horse” or “saving horses” is used when someone in doing the deed with a cowboy.

“They’re saving horses!”

“Really?!”

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Long Horse

Long Horse is a long horse. Commonly known to smell exactly like cinnamon.

Long Horse is very long!

Horse Girl

A short girl with a short temper sometimes referred to as “tiny mad” Has long hair in a pony tail with athletic gear on with pink and white Roshe Run sneakers. Easily offended and sensitive.

Gabby is a Horse Girl

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bad horse

Leader of the Evil League of Evil; the thoroughbred of sin.

Bad Horse! Bad Horse! He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin! He got the application that you just sent in!

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Rape horse

THE TRUE HERO OF THE BERSERK SERIES. The dankest meme of the Berserk series. A horse from the Berserk (manga) series during the "Conviction Arc" who was possessed by some sort of evil spirit. The horse attempts to rape Farnese who attempts to mount the horse and get away. The possessed horse decides to mount her instead as it rises and stands menacingly over her, lowering its head and licking her face. Farnese's screams attract Guts' attention.He turns from his fight to see the horse lower its pelvis over Farnese, sporting an erection. His mind flashes to Casca's rape at the hands of Femto during the Eclipse, and his mind goes completely blank but for the rage he feels. He brings his sword down and beheads the horse in one swing, the sword hitting the ground at such an angle as Farnese remains uninjured.

Farnese: I order you! Allow me to mount you and get away from here!
Rape horse: Hell no!
Rape horse: I'm going to mount YOU!

Topkek Rape horse!!!!

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horse viagra

1. extremely powerful viagra

2. viagra for horses

1. That was one helluva big erection, this stuff is horse viagra.

2. farmer: Okay Bobby, I just fed you some horse viagra! Now you go show off your new and improved willy to the rest of them horsies!

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