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After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.
Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.
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A Hot pocket is a white guy that wears a red hat all the time, Who is an asshole
"Hordan is a Hot pocket"
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when shave your pubic hair and place it into a girls vagina, then you sneeze into her vagina and she then quiefs out a hairball.
Last night me an amy did the missouri hot pocket
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The result of Sleeping with more than one person in a 24 hour period. Resulting in a vagina that smells like the town of Emmett Idaho, or a fishy, trashy odor.
"I can smell you Emmett hot pocket dude! Take a shower"
"I drank all weekend, and now have an Emmett hot pocket"
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The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.
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Te act plucking a woman's vagina hair with your teeth until she ejaculates all over you
Keisha felt lonely so austin gave her a Chinese hot pocket
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The ultimate revenge sex preformed by lubricating a condom with ICY HOT before having intercourse with an ex
Brandi that whore drunk dialed me last night so I ran over to her house and gave her a Louisiana Hot Pocket
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