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When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"
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I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)
matt: “hey bro can i come over”
me: “sorry i have to wash my cat”
The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date
Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.
First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.
People who say this Word wanna mean with it that they have a Big dick its very Commonly Used by 9 - 12 year old children
Kid: YOU HAVE SMALL PP I HAVE BIG PP HAHA 16 year old person: ugh youre so cringy!
Damn, I have to go to work tommorow
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I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?
Meg; I have crippling depression
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