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Someone who is an absolute c**t, the master of lies, control and manipulative behaviour. He will chew you up and spit you out like a piece of gum and by the time he finishes with you, you'll be so used and abused that you can't even remember what flavour you were supposed to be.
Do not whatever you do marry an Ian!
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An all around idiot who steals your hat and takes your sandwich. He is also a wild tree man who will eat you
Ian: Im gonna steal yer hat and eat you.
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A fat faggot who enjoys making tankporn and showing his pee pee to his parents. He is the CEO tankporn incorporated. He enjoys humping his dog and eating it's shit.
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The kind of guy who will ditch a party to go see a terrible movie.
person 1: is Ian coming?
person 2: no. i extended the hand of friendship and he spat on it...
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is a stoner that does not take drugs.... yet. One who dates and breaks up for another. Ian will try to minimize his mistakes by saying other people have done them too. Ian will try to insist that he is not a stoner even though he is defined like that. He will Skype in the complete dark but you can still see him. He also frequently curses out of context. He often (in the middle of cursing) will break out into kindergarden songs. Most will want to kill him but never actually go through with it. Ian will also try to say he is perfect by saying his faults are within others.
A: Dude you see that guy?
B: Total Ian.
A: I know right
C: I have a frog stapled to my face!
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