ibs

when something really really sucks

oh you died? ibs.

ibs

intense booty sex

if you have ibs u are a lil freak

IBS

Itchy Butt Syndrome

Fred: Why you keep go to the bathroom
Mike: I have IBS
Fred: Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Mike: No Itchy Butty Syndrome. I gotta scratch my ass

IBS

These problems cause your digestive tract to be very sensitive. They also change how your bowel muscles contract.

Person 1: your mama is so packing she broke my back last night.

Person 2: that’s so funny!

Matty T: stop my ibs is gonna start kicking in that’s so funny

IBS

IRRITABLE BITCH SYNDROME: SYNDROME IN WHICH PERSON EXPERIENCES HIGH LEVELS OF BITCHINESS WHEN HE/SHE DOES NOT GET HIS/HER WAY. LASTING ANYWHERE FROM 2HRS TO 2WEEKS. ALSO MIGHT EXPERIENCE THE SUDDEN URGE TO PUNCH BABIES AND THE ELDERLY.

ONLY MEDICATION AVAILABLE IS IBS SUPPOSITORIES

MY COWORKER IN THE SERVICE DRIVE SAYS HE LOVES TAKING IBS MEDICATION.

Ibs

I’m being serious

My girl needs to come back bro.. IBS

IBS

IBS is short for "i bust shit"

It is a condition that makes you shit too much, and that might make you die. (sourse: trust me)
Many people have died from IBS, like your mom, my mom, and joe biden.

Guy 1: "My doctor said i might have IBS, because i be bussin' too much shit, and that is dangerous for my life"
Guy 2: "Damn dude, that shit sucks"